INSTRUCTIONS
1. Put your music player on shuffle.







2. Press forward for each question.







3. Use the song title as the answer to the question even if it doesn't make sense.







NO CHEATING!


HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
between angels and insects




WHAT'S YOUR OUTLOOK ON LIFE?
animal that i have become




WHAT DOES YOUR FAMILY THINK OF YOU?
spit it out




WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
kill the christians






WHAT DO STRANGERS THINK OF YOU?
firestarter






WHAT DO YOUR EXES THINK OF YOU?
where do i hide





HOW IS YOUR LOVE LIFE?
hell in your eyes







HOW WILL YOUR LOVE LIFE BE IN THE FUTURE?
from the cradle to enslave






WILL YOU GET MARRIED?
ice queen






WILL YOU HAVE KIDS?
dumb








ARE YOU GOOD AT SCHOOL?
twisted transistor






WILL YOU BE SUCCESSFUL IN LIFE?
deify






WHAT SONG SHOULD THEY PLAY ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
with you









WHAT SONG SHOULD THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
awake





THE SOUNDTRACK OF YOUR LIFE:
the rich man








YOU AND YOUR BEST FRIEND ARE:
shut up n die








HAPPY TIMES:
faster the chase






SAD TIMES:
taste in men





EVERY DAY:
about a girl







FOR TOMORROW:
my own summer







FOR YOU:
filthy little secret








WHAT DOES NEXT YEAR HAVE IN STORE FOR ME?
this is the new shit









WHAT DO I SAY WHEN LIFE GETS TOO HARD?
sometimes






WHAT DO I THINK WHEN I GET UP IN THE MORNING?
personal jesus








WHAT SONG WILL I DANCE TO AT MY WEDDING?
without you i'm nothing








WHAT DO YOU WANT AS A CAREER?
down with the sickness








YOUR FAVOURITE SAYING?
my curse






FAVOURITE PLACE?
sing for absolution







WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS?
the night







WHERE WOULD YOU GO ON YOUR FIRST DATE?
reborn - finally some slayer








DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
special needs








WHAT DO I LIKE DOING MOST?
wait and bleed








SONG THAT DESCRIBES MY SCHOOL PRINCIPAL
bloodline








WHAT IS MY STATE OF MIND AT THE MOMENT?
nemisis, close to it








HOW WILL I DIE?
i am loco






THE SONG THAT YOU'LL PUT AS YOUR SUBJECT:
everything ends

first off i still have my foreskin i'm not perry

right lets get started then shall we

well the weekend was shit, due to a miss compunication between me and my teamlead i've now done a decent presentation that is only worth 8% but that tut or can fuck off anyway

i also spent the weekend doing uml diagrams, they can fuck off as well

this week is project week so no lectures, sounds like a great op to get shite'd right, wrong due to me drinking i have been getting fuck all sleep so until that starts to fix it's self it's sober flatt at the helm again.

jitsu on tuesday was a laugh walked past one of the senseis realised i hadn't got my card walked the long way to my flat for some reason arrived 10 mins late and got made to do 50 push ups before i could join in, then i had to do another 24 as well as 21 situps the sit ups were a breeze but the push ups were hell my record normally was 15

and then to top it all off got punched in the left eye lightly as i pulled back then carried on got complemented for my moves but scolded for carrying on

but such is life

guh where the hell do i start

my camera broke and my phone appears to physhically be on its way out

after 4 days of thinking i'm the only white guy in a flat full of chinese internationals i find that theres another white guy who is a total social recluse

the only one that talks to me is the chinese guy opposite me who has chosen to go by the name kent

had house keeping in today to fix the clasp on my shower.....they replace the head

my personal tutor has a thick greek accent and has a name like vaseline which is the only way i remember it so far

i have actually made quite a few friends across my tutor group as well as those in other feilds of study

and so far i have only been to one out of 7 lectures but they have allbeen covered by the flying start thing i attended in august so it's all good

well i went to preston for a summer school thing

my flat mates were great debbie was really bubbly and fun but shy and andy looked pretty chavish but was really diverse

hanging out with andy and debs or with kaz and liam (both were northerners)

as usual strange stuff follows me and the only thing i can be bothered to give away now is making a tower out of chairs and a dodgy ironing board

i think i'm actually overly happy

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